If you're going to go down for a smoke then why not just say that you are? Rather than beating about the fucking bush and putting up a façade of collecting your god damned bottle because you 'left it downstairs' and acting all frustrated; I can see through your shit acting like I can a sheet of glass.

If you had any fucking sense you'd sure as hell know so much better than to ask me why I keep the secrets I do from a colossal fucker like you.