Remember when you genuinely believed your parents were the most beautiful, most perfect people you'd ever get the fortune to meet?
Remember when you were determined to marry some dude as hilariously perfect as your own father, as modernly gorgeous as your own mother?
Remember when you'd cry yourself to sleep every night, when Mummy forgets to tuck you in after an incessantly hectic day, and you were convinced that she no longer loved you?
Remember when Auntie would pick you up everyday after school? Waiting there at the main gate with the other maids knowing that right afterwards she'd get accused of stealing several Fifty Dollar notes from Mummy's wallet, false or not, we's never know.
Remember when you'd sneak out of school during ever guzheng or netball break, with your mates, off to the minimart for squeezy lemoney delights?
Remember when a slight slip of 'shut up' or 'stupid' would get you two tight slaps right across your face, and you'd 'sabo' your siblings because of your distaste for their very faces?
Remember when your elder brother first taught you the 'F' word, and your maid joined in, rather than spanking his ass naked?
Remember when your elder brother first reported to you when he saw the outline of his crush's bra through her translucent yellow PE tee?
Remember when you and your brother were close as anything, despite the unrelenting hatred never to be ceased between the both of you?
Remember when you watched Totally Spies?
Hell, I can go on forever. I guess missing life won't do much now, will it?

Highlight of the A-Okay day: Boiling alcohol (Ethanol) with Shakila during bio prac because we are fearless or just idiots.

Ps. Fuck yeah my father is giving me his 32Gb iPhone because my 16Gb has resulted in a really inconvenient bout of hair loss in my case.